MILTON: God’s your prankster, my boy.Think of it. He gives maninstincts. He gives you thisextraordinary gift and then, Iswear to you — for his ownamusement — his own private,cosmic gag reel — he sets therules in opposition. It’s thegoof of all time. Look but don’ttouch. Touch but don’t taste. Taste but don’t swallow. Andwhile you’re jumping from one foot to the other he’s laughing hissick fucking ass off! He’s atight-ass. He’s a sadist. He’san absentee landlord! (incredulous) Worship that? Never.
